Ghetto Hearts: Cathedral Glitch
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Remember tha beginnin of Ghetto Hearts biatch? Sora is up in a limbo-like shadow area standin on cathedral-like objects done cooked up of stained glass showin a Deez'nuts Supa-Hoe up in a scene from a porno. Usually, if you was ta be defeated by tha Heartless, you would start over from tha beginnin of tha fight. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat If you was defeated on top of tha Snow White cathedral n' took a dirt nap exactly up in tha center of tha apple her ass is holding, you won’t start befo re tha battle.Instead, Sora respawns up in a thugged-out different cathedral.
Da first thang one notices bout tha area is tha beatz. Drop dis like itz hot! Instead of bein choir-like and aiiight, as tha noize up in tha game often is, tha noize is not a god damn thang but dis odd static sound wit a single broken violin attemptin ta play a scratchy version of tha Ghetto Hearts theme. Da longer one stays up in dis area, tha louder tha ‘music’ gets, n' even tryin ta mute and turn down tha televizzle won’t shut tha noize up.
As fo' tha stained glass floor, it’s like tha Snow White one yo, but tha color of tha glass is harsher n' tha scene is somewhat mo' frightenin than tha original. Instead of havin Snow White smokin an apple, her ass is dead all up in tha bottom n' holdin tha apple, blood leakin from her eyes, nose, n' grill while tha evil biatch laughs up in triumph while holdin a funky-ass bloody heart fo' realz. As you progress sin dis place, tha other cathedrals have similar scenes, Beauty watches up in horror as her daddy is devoured by tha Beast, Chillin Beauty lies straight-up still, her grill a gaunt gray (hintin at some sort of decomposition) while Mack Phillip is burned ta dirtnap by Dragon Maleficent, Cinderella is sold tha fuck into slavery by her step-sisters… Da scenes basically sheezy what tha fuck dark endin could done been put tha fuck into tha story. Da detail up in tha pictures (especially tha gruesome segments) is far mo' advizzled than one would expect from a game of dis time.
Da Heartless you grill up in dis area is also different. Instead of bein cute shadows, they have yellow eyes wit red irises n' is talla than Sora, mo' slender, n' have claws all up in tha endz of they hands. These creatures move insanely fast, n' they often dispatch all but da most thugged-out experienced playas wit ease. They is also hard as fuck ta peep as they blend up in wit tha black background. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Most gangstas is only able ta peep they eyes. Da staff n' tha shield don’t work against these creatures, so only gangstas wit tha sword is able ta fight them.
Most gangstas whoz ass randomly stumble upon dis often reset tha game, thankin it’s a glitch, n' cuz they’re unable ta git farther than tha straight-up original gangsta cathedral…however, there is some whoz ass have juiced it up further ta other cathedrals. Da noize gets louder (as mentioned before) n' a strange whisperin can be heard beneath tha noise n' violin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Finally, tha playa makes it ta tha last cathedral up in tha area n' fights tha giant Sora-shadow Heartless yo. Dude is different than tha one you probably fight. There is no heart-shaped hole up in his chest, n' his wild lil' fuckin eyes is red wit yellow irises.
Da fight is rather short, as well. Da giant grabs Sora, whoz ass begins ta be wrapped up by tha darkness; it begins ta enter his wild lil' fuckin eyes, nose, ears, n' grill. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sora begins ta scream while tha violin begins ta play louder, combinin wit tha whisperings n' other screams, when it soon becomes a mesz of noise until tha darknizz covers Sora straight-up. Most of tha noise (save fo' tha whispering) abruptly stops n' tha lyrics “Game Over” flask continually on tha screen.
Players whoz ass try ta reset tha game n' start over find dat every last muthafuckin time they try ta play dat copy, all tha screen sheezy is tha Game Over sign wit tha whisperin up in tha background. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da straight-up few playas whoz ass juiced it up dat far have also reported ta hear whisperin when they is alone up in rooms n' have peeped red eyes wit yellow irises up in dark n' distant places.
Da designerz of tha game deny eva bustin dis section n' say dat creatures, area, story, n' noize don’t step tha fuck up up in tha code. They claim it aint nuthin but a gangbangin' fabrication by gangstas wit a sick sense of humor. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat there was one designer, one Akane Hoyotami, whoz ass was on tha game only up in tha beginnin stages (when dis level was bein pimped) n' left shortly afta dis section was finished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Because of tha fact dat he left so early, his bangin role up in tha game is unaccredited. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude done cooked up some calls ta tha Japanese five-o, frontin dat there was creatures followin his ass wit red eyes n' yellow irises.
Da five-o dismissed his bangin reports as tha ramblingz of a lunatic n' led his ass outta tha five-o station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was found chillin wit tha fishes tha next morning, cut up wit what tha fuck rocked up ta be sharp nails. Da neighbor up in tha crib next ta his ass fronted dat they heard Akane beatboxin bout eyes n' whisperin when they called tha five-o.